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They do not see the hypocrisy. Main toh healthy khati hoon, they announce, and then proceed to eat salad with chole bhature. As long as one healthy food is on the plate, it compensates for the unhealthy ones. It cancels it out.

Chetan Bhagat believed that for many years too. Then he realized it does not cancel anything out, and the unhealthy food has to be replaced.

Ask him for the dish his mother made that no restaurant makes, and he is supposed to name something amazing. He cannot. Everybody says ma ke haath ka khana, and he thinks: okay, but we have a helper. Maybe some sandwiches. He does get very good aloo parathas from Zomato now, so you can get anything.

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