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The auction’s highest bidder wins the ultimate Conan experience: not meeting Conan.
The Simpsons predicted Donald Trump as president, then missed with Lisa. Even wizards have limits.
One bootleg toy slogan skips persuasion entirely: “Join me or die. Can you do any less?”
Miss Mayfield’s star requires all-night polishing, followed by scraping urine off it.
The supposed explanation for the horse’s impossible explosion is that it had eaten a bomb.
A father objected more to Homer making Marge carry a tire than to Homer strangling Bart.
A date with Conan O’Brien once lost more than $600,000.
When smoking became illegal, a writer had an identical no-smoking diner booth built inside his house.
At 88, Mother lost control of her bowels, an unforgettable way to open a chapter.
Mr. Burns threatens to thrash you within an inch of your life, despite being too weak to hurt anyone.
One absurd rumor says Laurel and Hardy used the writers’ bungalow for sex.
Homer’s ambulance ride starts with the ambulance going 10 feet before the disaster escalates.
Ghosts buy shoes online even though they cannot wear shoes.
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